I decided to try the bus into town. I waited at the stop and
was joined by a hobbling French guy. He had had an operation on his Achilles.
Well he started chatting as you do when waiting for a bus, I say chatting that
would mean that I would be adding into the conversation. Well I didn’t or was
it couldn’t. He didn’t stop talking and I only got half of it.
The bus arrived and I let him get on first so I could avoid
him. An hour of this guy would have done my head in. The bus was packed and there
were no seats left. He made his way down the bus as I stayed near the front.
“Oi you lot, move down the back there’s plenty of room”
shouted the diminutive French female bus driver.
We all shuffled back down the aisle and we were underway
again towards Nice. At the next stop a big young bloke got on and pleaded that
he didn’t have enough money for the bus trip. We all knew it was rubbish as it
is only €1.
The driver wasn’t having anything of it.
“Get Orf…” she told him
Well done girl.
Change of a £50 note didnt wash with this bus driver |
At last people were getting off and there was a spare seat towards the back of the bus in a group of four. I made my way down and sat down ahhh thats better I thought.
"Bonjour"......
Oh no! it was Achilles bloke, sitting right opposite me.
Come on then I can put up with a 30 minutes.
I knew I should have got the train |
When I arrived in Nice I stopped by the Chinese pound shop where there was a large cardboard advertising stand promoting candles. €2.50 for three little
yellow candles like tea lights.
I had to laugh as the owner had scribbled badly with a big black
marker pen all over the top of the advertising board
‘Anti-Mosquito’
Hahahahaha Yeah right, I thought, who is he kidding.
I bought three.
I headed back in the late afternoon and back to base camp
that every day, by the way, is looking more and more like a gypsy park. All I need
is a beaten up old car sitting on it and that would be it……hold on I have got a
beaten up old car sitting on it.
The train arrived and I hopped on and as we all took are
places a small rotund guy got on. He was casually dressed with jeans and a shirt and
slightly long hair and was about 45.
I was staring at him, well to be more precise, it was his tattoos
he had on his hands. I couldn’t believe it.
On each knuckle he had a letter. On one hand it said L..O..V..E and on the other, yes you guessed it, H…A…T…E…
Brilliant I thought.
Didn’t everyone at some point scribble that on their knuckles at school (Ed..err no) and here it was for real.
Didn’t everyone at some point scribble that on their knuckles at school (Ed..err no) and here it was for real.
I arrived back at 12 Mosquito Alley and sat down and immediately
sparked up one of the ‘Anti-mosquito’ tea lights. It wasn’t long before
the mosquitos were all huddled round the candle chatting away….
“Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…..Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii” (So what’s on zee menu tonight?)
“Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…….. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii” (Not English
AGAIN)
“Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…..Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii……Niiiiiii”
(Yes I am afraid zo, its ze roast beef again.)
“Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…..Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii” (Oh
well, better zan dog)
"Bloody hell and to think , I've got another two of these" |
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